Top ten things being said around the woodworking shop... 10. "Hurry up, call 911, the drill bit is stuck in his ear!" 09. "Man this custom stuff is expensive, where are we going to put all this money we make???" 08. "Boy I just love guns, don't you?  I think I am going to renew my lifetime membership with the NRA..." 07. "Wood just ain't what it used to be..." 06. "Man the owner's little brother is smart..." 05. "Oak is my favorite, what about you???" 04. "I just hate all this sawdust...when will it end???" 03. "If a cat gets choked and dies while eating a mouse, who killed who?" 02. "Wood is my life, don't you understand..." and the number one thing being heard around the woodshop is... "You think we will get sued when the customers find out everything we sell is imported from China???"